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Friend Like Me
Friendlikeme
By: From Aladdin
Sung by: Kevin Rhodes
Episode: Be Our Guest

Friend Like Me is a song originally from Aladdin. It was sung by Kevin Rhodes in Be Our Guest. He sung it to Aldy to show him that the New Directions were helping him because they're his friends, not because they pity him.

LyricsEdit

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master, you in luck ‘cause up your sleeves,
You got a brand of magic never fails.

You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your camp.
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how.
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say
‘Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?’
Let me take your order, jot it down,
You ain't never had a friend like me, no no no.

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d'.
C'mon whisper what it is you want.
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.

You're the boss, the king, the shah.
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish.
How about a little more Baklava?
Have some of column ‘A,’ try all of column ‘B.’
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
You ain't never had a friend like me.”

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here.
Can your friends go ‘Abracadabra, let 'er rip?’
And then make the sucker disappear?

So don’t cha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed.
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers.
You got me bona fide, certified.
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires.

I got a powerful urge to help you out so what cha wish?
I really wanna know.
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt.
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so and oh!

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three?
I'm on the job, you big nabob.
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend.
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend.
You ain't never had a friend like me.
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!




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