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The Monster Mash
Themonstermash
By: Bobby "Boris" Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers
Sung by: New Directions (w/o Evan and India)
Episode: This is Halloween

The Monster Mash is sung by New Directions, minus Evan in the episode "This is Halloween". They sing it as the final number for their Halloween fair.

Every member of New Directions (minus Evan, who was kicked out of the carnival and suspended) got a small solo in the song with John, Breezy, Lucas, Rose, and Honey taking the lead.

LyricsEdit

John:

I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my monster from his slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

All:

He did the mash

John:

He did the monster mash

All:

The monster mash

John:

It was a graveyard smash

All:

He did the mash

John:

It caught on in a flash

All:

He did the mash

John:

He did the monster mash

Breezy:

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a shock from electrodes

All:

They did the mash

Beezy:

They did the monster mash

All:

The monster mash

Breezy:

It was a graveyard smash

All:

They did the mash

Breezy:

It caught on in a flash

All:

They did the mash

Breezy:

They did the monster mash

Miles:

The zombies were having fun

Bella:

The party had just begun

Jaxon:

The guests included Wolf Man

James:

Dracula and his son

Lucas:

The sound was rocking

The guests enjoyed the sounds

Igor on the chains

Backed by his baying hounds

The coffin bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group the 'Crypt Kicker Five'

All:

They played the mash

Lucas:

They played the monster mash

All:

The monster mash

Lucas:

It was a graveyard smash

All:

They played the mash

Lucas:

It caught on in a flash

All:

They played the mash

Lucas:

They played the monster mash

Rose:

Out of his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, 'what ever happened to my Transylvanian Twist?'

All:

It's now the mash

Rose:

It's now the monster mash

All:

The monster mash

Rose:

And it's a graveyard smash

All:

It's now the mash

Rose:

It caught on in a flash

All:

It's now called the mash

Rose:

It's now the monster mash

India:

Now everything is cool, Drac's a part of the band

Hallie:

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

Nicole:

For you, the living, the mash was meant, too

Honey:

When you get to my door, tell them Honey sent you

All:

Then you can mash

Honey:

Then you can monster mash

All:

The monster mash

Honey:

And do my graveyard smash

All:

Then you can mash

Honey:

You'll catch on in a flash

All:

Then you can mash

Honey:

Then you can monster mash

VideosEdit

The Monster Mash03:14

The Monster Mash

Fan made video starring Boris Karloff

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